The Toyota Motor Corporation has officially named G.I. Fuktitupa as its Executive Vice President in charge of Public Apologies.
Mr. Fuktitupa has already put out a press release announcing he will appear before both the Japanese parliament and the U.S. House of Representatives some time in the next two weeks to apologize for the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition and the international slave trade.
Industry analysts speculate that the company may still have to answer for failures in the navigation system and brake pedal of that boat that hit that iceberg in the North Atlantic in 1912.
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