Me and Jacob - Disneyland 2004

Me and Jacob - Disneyland 2004
(I'm the one with the beard)

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Let's get this man a flight schedule!

From an online news source:

Actor STEPHEN BALDWIN has found inspiration in LINDSAY LOHAN's father MICHAEL - challenging U.S. presidential candidate BARACK OBAMA to a fighting match in the boxing ring.

Baldwin reportedly sat ringside in support of Lohan during a recent training session in preparation for his charity face-off with a computer company millionaire in an upcoming slug-match next month (24Nov08).

An outspoken supporter of opposing candidate John MCCain, the actor has vowed to leave the U.S. if Democrat Obama is elected into office in November (08).

And he's taking his cue from Lohan in yet another rant against the Illinois senator.
Baldwin tells the New York Daily News: "I'd like to knock some good sense into Barack. I wouldn't hurt him. But if he wins the election, he'll hurt me. He's a cultural terrorist."

The following is a small sampling of theatrical and direct-to-video films in which Baldwin has appeared over the last 15 years:

Under the Hula Moon (1995)
Fled (1996)
Bio Dome (1996)
Half Baked (1998)
One Tough Cop (1998)
The Sex Monster (1999) (DTV)
The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000)
Dead Awake (2001) (DTV)
Deadrockstar (2002) (DTV)
Slap Shot 2: Breaking the Ice (2002) (DTV)
Six: The Mark Unleashed (2004) (DTV)


Now, uh, explain to me if you would please, Stephen, who is the cultural terrorist?

Of course, given how little talent Mr. Baldwin has ever exhibited in his chosen field, which he was able to choose because of the success of his far more talented eldest brother, I suspect that there are many Americans who, like myself, would be only too happy to kick in to buy this erstwhile hack a ticket to any foreign country, contingent on his signature on an agreement stating that, once in his new homeland, he will never again appear in a film that will have any hope of being distributed in this country.

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